In your hands is a world bestseller - an ironic and witty travelogue novel about a year in the life of 27-year-old Briton Paul West in Paris. Arriving in the Eternal City under a contract to open a chain of English teahouses, the hero very quickly realizes that he should be careful with lazy French employees. However, as well as with girls who are not averse to teaching him the intricacies of French love... The book will certainly appeal to both Francophiles and Francophobes, especially since in order to avoid possible sanctions (including the use of brute physical force by someone in a Yves suit Saint Laurent and Christian Dior!) the author has changed the names of all the characters!