“Why have relations developed between the French and the British that are so reminiscent of love, from which hatred is one step away? With love, everything is clear: no matter what we say in public, we find each other incredibly sexy. There are much more problems with hatred.” Stephen Clark

Analyzing the history of Anglo-French relations, a British writer in love with France makes an interesting discovery: the same key events are viewed by neighbors across the English Channel from diametrically opposite banks. Trying with truly British pedantry (and a generous dose of irony) to restore historical justice, Stefan Clarke is well aware that he will cause considerable irritation among the French. Therefore, he apologizes in advance and warns that the thousand-year history of grievances is not over yet...