Englishman Paul West never dreamed of such luck - two weeks on the Mediterranean Sea completely free, and most importantly, in the company of a charming blonde oceanographer. At the same time, his old friend Elodie is getting ready to marry an aristocrat, and Paul is entrusted with the most difficult task - organizing a banquet. Cooking is a risky activity for the French, and then it turns out that his girlfriend is hiding something from him... A new crime comedy from Stephen Clarke about how to seduce a strict scientist girl, end up in the gendarmerie at night, charm hereditary French aristocrats and organize wedding on the Riviera. And of course, don’t let merde ruin the whole holiday.