“- Gentlemen who do not know how to dance the Circassian round have no business getting involved and confusing others. This was said by Miss McKenna and confirmed by the look of my counterpart, Sergeant. Miss McKenna positively frightened me. She was six feet tall, covered in brown freckles, had red hair, and was dressed in the most ridiculous way. She wore white satin shoes, a pink muslin dress, an apple-green woolen sash, black silk gloves, and yellow roses in her hair. The combination of all this forced me to run away from Miss McKenna and find my friend Terence Melvaney, who was sitting in the buffet...”