Chastushka (frequent song, chorus, short) is a genre of Russian folk song. There is no topic that can resist a ditty. Coronavirus and corruption, politics and health, love and sex (what could we do without this sweet couple?). All these themes are reflected in the “Naughty Ditties” offered to you, the reader. On the pages of the book you will meet public figure N.K. Svanidze, actors Yu. Nikulin, V. Gaft, and M. Efremov, billionaire M. Prokhorov, football players F. Smolov and M. Fernandez, coach R. Mancini and other celebrities. Contains obscene language.