Hello, reader! How is your health? In times of global coronavirus, you agree, this is an important question. We all wear different masks in this life: husband, father, grandfather, boss, and even patience. Some people have more of these masks, and they are more impressive, some have fewer and they are kind of small, not serious. But we all cannot do without the mask of the sick, the sick, and we are forced to play this role, regardless of the presence and degree of talent. In order to bear the burden of pain with dignity and at the least cost, this book was invented. The book is divided into seven chapters, according to the number of days of the week. Today is Tuesday? Be kind, it means "Tuesday. Serious about frivolous things. Love and sex in quarantine." The chapters differ in the degree of seriousness and the presence (absence) of humor (sometimes black, often erotic). The main thing is that you don’t need to think, just remember what day of the week it is. What day of the week is it today? Then go ahead, my reader! Third edition, expanded and expanded. Contains obscene language.