For the first time in Russian, two paradoxical and daring essays on how to seduce a woman using the entire arsenal of a real futurist man, and on how to be a futurist at the table, treating yourself, for example, to a mechanized chicken carcass studded with aluminum-colored pompoms, or sausage with coffee and cologne sauce... Filippo Tommaso Marinetti (1876–1944) - founder, leader and ideological inspirer of futurism, one of the largest Italian poets, an eccentric and original figure. He visited Russia twice, about which he left colorful, breathtakingly funny sketches, in particular in the essay “How women are seduced.”