The hero serves in the Kremlin commandant's office. In the evening, with his colleagues, he celebrates his conferment of the rank of lieutenant colonel, and in the morning it is discovered that the Kremlin stars have disappeared from all the towers. He is ordered to find and return them to their place, otherwise many will lose their titles and positions. They connect a clairvoyant who determines the location of the stars, and he secretly goes on a search. It turns out that the new owners of the stars are influential people, from the gypsy baron to deputies and military commanders. And in these difficult circumstances, the hero returns the loss, managing to bring a New Year tree for his daughter. But it turns out that stars don’t just disappear, and lieutenant colonels become Presidents. Contains obscene language.