Obscene quotes, vulgar thoughts, sharp dialogues, philosophical aphorisms, salty maxims of life, as well as jokes and gags from the film “Californication”.

Project idea: Roman Maslennikov. Team of authors: Roman Maslennikov, Eduard Moss and Valentin Rubakhin.

– I apologize for being late, I’m not wearing pants, and I invite you, ladies, to join me: take off your pants and go to a restaurant for naked asses.

– Okay, so besides the fact that you’re a log in bed, you also don’t understand movies.

– I may not go down in history, but I’ll definitely go down as your sister. p>

– In the city of idle dreamers – Los Angeles – time can play a cruel joke on you. Today you dream about something, and tomorrow your dream becomes reality. It was the best time of my life, if only I knew it then... But mistakes are made, hearts are broken, cruel lessons are learned.

– My family gets along without me, and I am drowning in a sea of useless pussies.< /p>