“Tremble, sinner, for my name is Abifasdon and I have come for your overdue soul!” This is pretty much how I mostly have to talk to people. It’s not me who’s bad, it’s this job... I’m an ordinary demon, like a bailiff, and my wife works in the temptation department. People are selling souls left and right, Hell is full, there is not enough strength for them, all nerves! Moreover, when your friend, the angel of quick response, regularly cleans your snout, sectarians come out of every corner, sorcerers make sacrifices, and blondes can piss off a saint... The deadline has passed, I’m coming to you!