The anti-Semitic-Russophobic conspiracy “on earth and in heaven” continues! Ivan Kochuev is a former philologist who has immersed himself in the Cossacks, with a Zlatoust saber and unfulfilled passions. Rachel Fainsilbermints is a quiet Jewish girl who wears a military uniform, carries a machine gun, and curses in four languages, including Elvish. This sweet couple won and deservedly awaits a pass to heaven. Saint Peter is almost opening the book of the righteous on the right page, with one stroke of the pen, but...But, as everyone knows, Cossacks and Jews do not have a common Paradise. But the general Hell is easy! And what a great one - in the best traditions of horror and torment of all times, religions and faiths! Come in, don’t be afraid, take a look for yourself... Here you will find resurrected Hindu rakshasas, thirsty for human flesh! Hellish creatures of pagan Navi, crawling out in the night to the call of sacrificial blood! The White Brotherhood, true to its hatred and soullessness! Gehenna of Fire, huge frying pans full of sinners, bloody vampires of the Latin quarters, maniacs, murderers, and so on. O. Beelzebub, always ready to slip in a legally formalized contract for the sale and purchase of a soul... There are no concepts of honor, nobility and conscience here, and the Almighty himself almost never looks into this. For it is easy to love God in Paradise, but is there a place for love in the world of Eternal darkness? In short, welcome to us in Hell! And all because of one innocent kiss...