Plates fly around the kitchen, the kettle boils on its own, a loaf of bread and a piece of cheese are readily thrown under the kitchen knife, a beauty turns into a she-wolf, lyrical poems sound like a menacing spell, causing earthquakes, opening locked doors—this is the daily life of the poet Sergei Gnedin. Because his beloved wife is a witch. And far from the last in its hierarchy. But when his wife’s sixteen-year-old sister, who came to stay from Petrozavodsk, begins to travel through the Dark Worlds in the form of the star of the animated series Sailor Moon in order to administer justice on behalf of the Moon, shoot back with lightning, when scarlet roses fall from nowhere, piercing innocent people with steel stems, here even the poet will not be able to stand it, he will rush into the very thick of life’s prose: to find the girl, to reason with her, to protect her from evil.