I am aargh! In principle, that says it all, half-man, half-troll, a mountain of muscles with an innate talent to growl and be blunt. I live in a fantasy world populated by absurdities, inconsistencies and cliches. But we have fun! Especially when my skinny owner Count Ashley and I are hired on a mysterious campaign for the sake of “the bright future of the entire elven race”! Two grumbling dwarves followed, along the way the ugliest mercenary joined, followed by the secret police, black orcs, expensive killers, and even a real Priest of Evil on a fire-breathing dragon! Moral: never trust elves...