War is war, but the wedding is on schedule! Make way, you filthy evil spirits, when Ilya Ilovaisky himself is coming to get married! You just need to have time to find the missing courier with the royal order. Save the entire regiment from turning into a chumchar. Blow up the village toilet. Marry the bloodsucker grandmother Frosya to three suitors at once. Rescue the governor's youngest daughter from the clutches of ghouls. Knock out the teeth of a Dracular descendant. Get a job in a bright future. Send them with this work. Defeat everyone! Listen to the cry of the uncle general: “Ilovaisky, motherfucker!” And also reveal the secret of the Mistress of the Revolving City...