Killer quotes, gangster thoughts, obscene dialogues, aphorisms about the work and life of criminals, bulletproof maxims of life, as well as jokes and gags from the film “The Sopranos.”

Project idea: Roman Maslennikov. Team of authors: Roman Maslennikov and Eduard Mkhom.

I organize garbage collection, and everyone immediately thinks it’s the mafia. This is a stereotype and it’s offensive.

I’m not good at arguing when someone puts a Smith & Wesson in my mouth.

— There’s a good book on this topic, I’ll tell you the author.— No, thank you. When I read, I pass out.

You need a man to be sensitive, but at the same time be able to touch you in the toilet.

An Italian goes to a psychoanalyst. Let me guess: problems with mother!