Is it possible to get divorced on the Internet? What is the facial expression of a healthy turtle? Is the turtle depressed? What is the difference between clear weather and cloudless weather? How many ants live on our planet? Who needs a kidnapping holiday and how to organize it? These questions interest everyone, but usually they are embarrassed to ask them. Daniel Glattauer knows the answers. And he willingly shares them with readers in his inimitable ironic manner. A must read for lovers and connoisseurs of sarcasm!