Indications for use: this book is a remedy against world sorrow, against despondency, dullness, insensibility, ignorance, misanthropy, against the reproduction of speech litter and against weather sensitivity. Method of use: read. Dosage: unless the bookseller recommends otherwise, then daily from three to thirty short stories before bed and upon waking. For winter depression - from thirty to one hundred stories. When finished, start over. Side effects: Roaring Birds is generally well tolerated. In some cases: stretching of the laughter muscles and moistening of the eyes, sometimes sharp screams in the subway.