Dear fellow citizens and all those who accidentally wandered into Ankh-Morpork!Of course, all of you have already heard that the original Ankh-Morpork land rose from the sea, a glorious island called Leshp. However, the well-known great-nephews of the jackal, who live on the other side of the sea, brazenly tell lies that this is their ancestral land, although documents signed and certified by our venerable historians, whom we Ankhmorporks have always trusted - so these documents unequivocally confirm: Leshp - ours!Let's not let our homeland be offended! Are we patriots or not?!(To save space, we omit the proclamation that was circulated among the inhabitants of Klatch. Those who wish to know its content should replace "Ankh-Morpork" with "Clutch".)