(Warning: as this is going to be a highly sensitive subject, the following abstract is written in diplomatic language.)This is not a new book by Terry Pratchett, and, in fact, no one expected it. An albatross from the Agate Empire did not fly to Ankh-Morpork at all and deliver a letter demanding that the Great Wizard be sent immediately. As a result, Rincewind (a very rare, endangered species) is not sent to the Balanced Continent on a secret mission (absolutely impossible, especially since we are talking about Rincewind).Also, the great Cohen the Barbarian has nothing to do with the story (a legend in life, life in a legend), who gathered a huge (total number of seven people) Silver Horde and moved to Gunkung, the capital of the Agate Empire (population - about a million people, of which - forty thousand guards).Yes, we also forgot to mention the army of invisible vampire ghosts (total number - two million three hundred thousand nine) supporting Cohen, but about this - shh ... We don't want panic to spread?