I would like to start with a joke about a father you don’t know, because back in your early years he went “to buy bread” and did not return home, but everyone’s fate was different, and with this book I pursue only good goals. What is my book about and who am I writing it for? If you are from fourteen to twenty years old, but despite your youth you understand that life is a long and winding, seething, mountain river, floating along which you never know where it will take you, and in addition to the oars you would like to have an anchor - then here it is . I will give you that same anchor through the pages of this book. At least I hope so. Just let's agree in advance. I, renouncing my free style, try to express myself without swearing - and you try to understand everything I say. Slogan: What is NOT done is for the better. Published in the author's edition, preserving the author's spelling and punctuation. Contains obscene language.