What is more important: duty to the Motherland or love for the red bitch? Unprecedented difficulties and trials befell our heroes - the one-legged Cambodian pirate Kong Som Oen and the Russian general Ivan Igorevich. While rounding the Galapagos whirlpool, their aircraft carrier was attacked by golden-haired flying lemurs. The uncontrollable ship was almost sucked into the conversion funnel. Fleeing from man-eating dwarf penguins, they spent six months on an ice floe between the Eparce Islands together with members of an international meteorological expedition, eating spoiled French canned food and the remains of a sea lion carcass that they captured from polar bears. Who can help answer this main question? Wise Sperm Whale? Hadron-anthropogenic android Alice? Arkady Mudrak from the ancient family of royal Hungarian Honvedians?