In far, far away lands, on Cape Myskhako, at the very top of Mount Sorcerer in the ancient monastery where the right eyebrow of Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev is buried, Adyghe sorcerer monks read mantras, glorifying the warlike wisdom of the Great Adybey. Are they reading the right prayers? Are these the bonds that are praised in their sacred texts? To find out this, Poluyanov Poluyan Poluyanovich, an inspector of the audit commission of the federal service for supervision in the field of consumer rights protection and human well-being, arrives with the inspection. Contains obscene language.