“... When foreigners discovered the maid Lisa, they did not at all want to improve her English or French pronunciation, but immediately offered money so that she would provide them with a trifling service. They, being stupid, could not understand why Lisa was refusing. Lisa irritably explained to some persistent Belgian that she was doing this for love, and not for money. The Belgian agreed that love is, of course, better, although in the long run it costs more, but he also agrees. Lisa caustically remarked that she didn’t like him. The primitive Belgian was quite surprised how he could not be liked when he had an ancient Flemish castle near Antwerp and a factory for the production of washing machines. The Belgian was not the worst option, he came and left, but the hotel security guard Alyosha, who proudly called himself security, was in the hotel constantly, but he was not the worst, because there was also Dmitry Savvich. He came to the hotel for a business contact with that same moronic Belgian in order to purchase from him, of course, not washing machines, but a castle near the city of Antwerp. But Dmitry Savvich saw Lisa and immediately forgot about the glorious city of Antwerp, although this city is forever famous for the fact that the great Peter Paul Rubens lived and worked in it. Dmitry Savvich saw Lisa in uniform, in a lace cap and a lace apron, with a Japanese vacuum cleaner in her hand, and asked a smart question: “What are you doing here?” With such a royal appearance, should you work as a maid?! ..."