This is the true story of the most Night of all Night Watches. History of the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch. But our hero’s name is Sam Vimes, and you don’t know what. But the “cracked the world in half” thing is absolutely true. There will be no witches, but there will be monks. There will be no vampires, but there will be murderers. And they will be killed. And there will be Freedom - Equality - Brotherhood, and when this trinity appears, expect trouble and, most importantly, blood. And it will be funny. And it will be sad. After all, this is an absolutely true story that simply had to happen somewhere. Yes, and there won’t be... Rembrandt, but there will be the real Terry Pratchett!!!