How to tame a strange creature called “geek”, drag him by the ears to the altar - and not go crazy? Girls! Don’t try to repeat this at home! If you suddenly happen to fall in love with a programmer, immediately prepare for the fact that your life will go awry. Because programmers are not only incomprehensible, but also completely intolerable people. Their time flows differently from ours, and they think in completely incomprehensible categories, and their behavior in ordinary life can baffle anyone. However, the girl Ira, who fell in love with the programmer Sergei, still does not lose hope of taming this strange creature. The path of this couple from acquaintance to wedding, described in this work, is replete with all sorts of funny, amusing and grotesque episodes that will bring real pleasure to lovers of a living, dynamic and witty language.