“...The high-ranking Frederick interfered with particular success. Earl Emsworth essentially could not be angry with anyone, but Freddie came much closer to the line than anyone else, persistently and variously tormenting the good-natured peer. Individual actions could not bring the count out of patience, and yet, from entering Eton, his youngest son kept him in eternal anxiety. Freddie was expelled from Eton because he had pasted on a mustache and made noise on the street at night, but from Oxford - for a different reason : he poured ink on the dean from the second floor. It took two years for an expensive tutor, and during the same time the youngest son accumulated a record number of debts and suspicious friends (both of which are horse races). All this will bring the meekest of the counts to heel; and Lord Emsworth stamped his foot..."