“I will skin your children and eat them. Afterwards, I will cut out cutlery from bones” - Mike, the head of an ordinary average American family, finds a yellowed piece of paper with these words in the basement of his deceased grandmother’s house. These words were written by none other than George Washington. Thus, Mike learns a terrible secret: the father of the nation, one of the most popular figures in American history, was actually a cannibal who loved to feast on human baby meat. Soon, members of the Washington organization, who have kept this secret secret for years, show up at Mike’s house, and their intentions are by no means noble...

A story from the author’s collection “The Collection.”