Alice has a whole story for you. Of course, this is not her real name. She can't say her real name, not after everything she's revealed about herself in this book. All her...adventures. And all these murders. She doesn't want the police to find her, does she? It all started out so well. Alice was looking after her friend's house, enjoying having the entire house to herself, complete with a sunken bathtub and a large screen TV. But everything went wrong that first night when she looked out the window and saw a strange man jumping naked into the pool. Alice just knew that he would come for her, like all the other men before him. But she would never be a victim again. Not after she remembered the old Civil War saber hanging in the living room...