FROM THIS BOOK YOU WILL LEARN:• what modern Swedes are like, what kind of houses they have, what kind of work they have, what kind of children, cats and dogs they are;• what Swedes eat on weekdays and holidays, what they drink and in what quantities;• how what a Swedish family actually looks like and who all these people are;• is there life outside of Sweden and what do African savages think of Swedes;• is it possible for a big boss to come to work in orange socks and a beach towel;• how to get a Swede to invite you to a party, and how to arrange it so as not to go there; • what is the difference between Christmas kvass and Easter kvass, what is the difference between daffodils and amaryllis; • why are Swedes’ houses so empty and when will they bring new furniture; • why trains and buses are late; • why Swedish waiters don't pay attention to you and why passengers on the subway do not give up their seats to each other; • how to communicate with Swedish officials and doctors; • which way to approach your Swedish neighbors; much, much more.