Why don’t modern men defend a lady’s honor with swords or pistols? Because modern women protect their chosen ones from situations that require dueling prowess. We nag them, itch them, be capricious, but they work so much that all medieval virtues have long ago turned into ambitious career aspirations! And if you managed to recapture Prince Charming from his rightful but unworthy half, pass the “meeting future relatives” test with honor, tie the knot with the one you dream of, do not succumb to the provocations of your “best friend,” forgive your dear being casual flirting on the side, then... Then expect surprises from your children and grandchildren! And the rest, the beautiful marquise...Contents• Dad jokes• Grisha-Mercedes• The navarch's wife• Matchmaking• And the rest, the beautiful marquise...• Alone in the field is not a warrior• What flows through the wires• Examiner• Husband on loan• Quiet angel• Grandmothers< /p>