“Daria was not the first whose parents separated. When we were in the fifth grade, Mishka Kuptsov’s father became the family’s pen. Two years later, Natasha Suvorova’s mother fell in love with the surgeon who removed her wart, and went to live with the warthog. Mishka and Natasha were very worried. Mishka developed a tic, his eye twitched, and the nickname Blinker stuck. Natasha lit a cigarette, furiously and begged a lot - to spite the doctors and the entire Ministry of Health, which warns..."