In the distant Chrombyte Aegean, there lived in his cozy hole a soddite named Bingo Grubbins. He lived quietly and modestly, as any self-respecting Soddite should live, when suddenly, one seemingly unremarkable morning, an old magician named Gandef didn’t knock on his door... Doesn’t that remind you of anything? And the names themselves: Soddit, Salyamillion... what does it look like? Did you guess it? Right! If you love the books of the famous Tolkien, if you like good, witty parodies of the Professor’s works, then this book is for you!