This small book of poems is not an ordinary collection of poetry by just another online poet who decided to pour out his creativity on the reader. This is a collection-overture, a collection-precursor, the beginning of the implementation of the grandiose plan of a bright and original poetess. As the online poetry magazine “Bukvitsa” once wrote about her, “A tireless and inventive poetess-parodess, she herself is the most brilliant parody character of “Samizdat” throughout its almost eight-year history.” The idea for this collection was suggested to the author by A.S. himself. Pushkin. And he advised selling it for free. Read and enjoy. Contains obscene language.