If you love pets, want a pet, or you don't like them at all, but you like to laugh to the point of tears and bellyache - this book is for you! What will happen if you fart in the dog's face? Why are cats so afraid of cucumbers? About everything from Karakachan dogs and hamster conspiracy theories to poop classification tables and much, much more. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud, stomach-churning, heart-stopping, tear-jerking read.