Starting as a comic memoir, this book gradually turns into the most crazy story of the Russian Internet, online journalism and related literary diseases. The blue eye of Evgeny Yevtushenko, the apple strudel of Anton Nosik, the flying glass of Sergei Lukyanenko, the combat bottle of Tatyana Tolstoy, the wooden soldiers of Igor Ashmanov and other vivid evidence of the era of the Multipolar Bear. You will also learn how virtual personalities and fake news are created, how an Albanian differs from a novel, and how much poetry there is in the pregnancy calendar. Contains obscene language.