The path to temptation is paved with a hellish mountain of paperwork. Collecting souls is a onerous task, but if Abaddon doesn't meet his quota, he could be demoted to poop sweeper for the hellhound. With deadlines running out, he ventures into the Bible Belt in search of the perfect combination of sweetness and challenge. Seth is a blind musician and part of a traveling revivalist band. He's sweet, mysteriously talented, and constantly quotes the Bible. His soul is so pure that it will cover Abaddon's quota for the coming months, and Abaddon intends to get it. What's the problem? Firstly, in the manager of the revivalists, who monitors Abaddon’s every move. Secondly, the mystery of Seth's many unusual talents. And finally, in Abaddon itself. He starts to like Seth too much. Maybe Seth deserves something better than eternal torment. But the rules of Hell are non-negotiable, and time is running out. If Abaddon doesn't play his cards right, he could doom them to the worst fate of all - eternal separation. Warning: Contains a Bible-quoting twink1 and a cocky devil who will do anything to avoid "going back to the office." And also snakes. Lots and lots of snakes.