The villagers turned out to be good guys, but their desire to improve my personal life made My Lordship a little nervous. They all tried to give me guys, well, it would be nice if the guys were like guys, otherwise they were dragging boys around, you can’t look at them without tears. I endured and endured, and then I gave everyone a dressing down. She screamed for about thirty minutes, explaining the difference between a fragile youth and an adult man. Got it. They stopped helping the boys, but they started carrying everything else. Either some tied up and frightened vampire was dragged in and caught, supposedly, not far from the village, or a goblin, stunned by such attention, or even a mermaid! And once they figured it out, I can’t imagine it. Well, as soon as they caught me, they took me back, but every morning I woke up with the thought of who my caring subjects would give me today...