From October 2012, in the vicinity of Spanish Cadiz, six of our contemporaries - five Russian vacationers and one local Spanish policeman - find themselves in ancient Spain shortly after the end of the Second Punic War, no longer Carthaginian, but not yet quite Roman. We came from the beach, so we were very poorly equipped. But heroic death in an unfavorable environment is not part of their plans, and they adapt to the new life as best they can... They are not supermen or knights without fear and reproach, but ordinary, average goofs. Well, almost statistically average...