There is nothing more terrifying than a vampire singing “Feelings.” If I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, I would never have believed it: my brother Christian lives in a trailer park in some seedy town and works in a karaoke bar. Yes, we are talking about Christian, a sophisticated, educated snob. The guy who would probably send back a pack of blood if the group turned out to be the wrong one. But after living on the run for several centuries, he decided that this was exactly the place where he wanted to spend the rest of eternity, atonement for his many sins. It's a kind of self-imposed purgatory with beautifully manicured lawns and loud country music. But sometimes things don't turn out quite the way you expect. Sometimes your hell becomes heaven. And thanks to a talkative neighbor and also Christian Jolie's boss, the Shady Fork trailer park becomes much more fun. Not that either of them understands what a normal relationship is, after all, we're talking about a woman who only dated unemployed parasites and a man who only dealt with the undead. But everyone has their own shortcomings. Still, for Mister Rising Vampire, this is the beginning. And luckily he still has me, Reece Young, and our little brother, Sebastian. We're going to prove to Christian that everyone deserves a second chance, and winning the heart of his beer-selling, country-singing beauty is a great start. ©Kalle