Your profession as a private detective has brought you to a full paragraph. Not bad already... Your life partner has eloped with your business partner. Even better...

What do you need to be completely happy? Only an elf, begging him to find his runaway (kidnapped?) unicorn at any cost. Only a parallel world into which the New York streets are impudently turning. Only annoying gnomes, impossible-to-handle cat women - and, on top of that, a demon who came from nowhere, whose power is second only to his own vile character. Life is getting better, life is getting more fun...