Do whatever you want, just don't try to cure your patient. (Z. Freud) There are only two medicines in the world that help in the treatment and prevention of all diseases without exception and are effective in one hundred percent of cases. Love and humor... If you have one of the two, you are a lucky person! If you have both... you are invincible! The ironic and often seasoned with a fair amount of cynicism sense of humor of psychologists and psychiatrists helps the servants of these valiant professions maintain a sober outlook on life. This book contains stories, jokes, tales and real stories told by psychiatrists and psychologists. Some of them will seem funny, some will cause confusion and bewilderment, and others may make you think, because, as you know, in every joke there is only a grain of humor. On the other hand, in every story, even the saddest one, there is something you can laugh at. It’s not for nothing that a sense of humor is considered one of the main indicators of a person’s mental health. The ability to laugh at oneself and make fun of others is simply necessary for a modern person to survive in this crazy world. Smile more often, gentlemen, and be healthy!