The story of the noblest of the paladins Gavin the Unique and his crusading friends - Boniface the Insatiable, Balthasar the Cheerless, Dorvald Bare Heels and, of course, Neville the Immaculate, suffering in celibacy in fulfillment of a completely absurd vow... The story of the witty homunculus Yorick, crazy inquisitors, a terrible overlord dead blacks - a negromancer and a Lapland warrior, somewhat frozen in all respects... Homerically funny feats of arms and deeds of the spirit! The golden age of chivalry - in the extremely ironic perception of Valentin Legend...