The siege of Leningrad, service in the KGB, the Afghan war - all this remains in the distant past. Just now, my grandchildren, I lived a quiet and calm life. Just one incident changed everything. Eh, rogue! The mad goddess (yes, you heard right) not only threw me into the body of some bloodsucker (don’t ask me why - I don’t know), but also sent me to Ryazan. And everything would be fine, but I’m not talking about the Ryazan region, but about the Ryazan county. Strange, right? That’s what I think. And now I have to survive in a new world. And the world here is like that - rotten. But nothing, my dears, this can be fixed. Hehe.