Meet Christopher Moore's humorous masterpiece - the best way to lift your spirits. The glorious town of Khvoynaya Bay is buzzing with joyful anticipation of a fast Christmas. And only the unfortunate divorcee Lena does not enjoy the holiday - she is annoyed by her ex-husband, a petty and despicable scoundrel who had the audacity to dress up as Santa Claus and once again pester her. In the scuffle, the poor woman accidentally killed the scoundrel with a shovel. Thinking that Christmas was cancelled, little Josh said a prayer for a miracle to save Christmas. And a miracle was his answer - the blond archangel was sent to Coniferous Bay with a mission to save Christmas. A riot of imagination and a concentration of jokes, it is better for the faint of heart to refrain from reading, but for the rest, welcome to the Christmas chaos! The translation is published in a new edition - and for the first time in an expanded version, with an additional chapter “And before you know it, Christmas is right here.”