Pardon me, dear ladies and gentlemen. If you decide to draw your noble attention to my biography, which will be presented here to your court, then I want to notify you in advance: this work was written by me, Lieutenant Belsky of the Akhtyrsky Hussar Regiment, with the aim of perpetuating the glorious events with me at the beginning of the twenty-first century happened, and at the request of my friend, Helen, who for some reason prefers to respond to the nickname “Gotesss”. I want to warn you in advance that in my works you will not find the abomination of Sodom, which people now call political correctness, as well as a kind attitude towards Russian enemies, cosmopolitanism and tolerance, which they call. Therefore, I express the hope that my memoirs are able to interest you. I have the honor, gentlemen.