Prince Albert is a royal asshole.

He is very famous around the world - rich, gorgeous and a notorious playboy. But he's also the most vain, insufferable, and arrogant person I've ever met.

Did I mention he's a prince? A real, real prince, NOT-SO-CHARMING.

He is covered in tattoos and piercings from head to toe. Prince Albert has a Prince Albert Jr. piercing. Yes, yes - he got a piercing you-know-where. I've never seen this.

My mother is marrying the king. Being a princess is every girl's fantasy, right?

But that means Albie is my new stepbrother.

Oh, and one more thing - I accidentally married him.

We keep it the biggest secret on the planet.

Have you heard the story about the Princess and her stepbrother?

Yeah, I thought so too.< /p>

I'm royally in the shit.