I defend the royals - I don't fuck them.

And I definitely don't fuck spoiled, rich, unruly chicks like Princess Alexandra. She's a walking disaster, a whirlwind of public scandal and bad behavior.

She's sarcastic, confrontational, and doesn't do what I tell her. And the thought of slinging her over my shoulder like a caveman is... makes my blood boil. She's extremely taboo - bodyguards don't touch princesses. I can lose everything.

But this is the only princess I want to bring to her knees.

Alex

My bodyguard is a royal ass****He is up to ridiculously arrogant, completely unbearable and always plays by the rules. Z-a-n-u-d-a. But I definitely won't get bored. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's someone telling me what to do. But the thought of him throwing me over his knee makes me wet.

Princesses don't mess with their bodyguards - that's an absolute violation.

And they definitely don't fall in love.