Vladimir Danilov has been working as an ambulance doctor for seven years. He is a cynic and a scoundrel, he is rude to his patients and loves dark humor. An excellent doctor. Believe me, if you don’t know what the everyday life of an ordinary substation is, you don’t know anything about this life. False calls, crazy patients, unexpected births, car accidents, domestic violence, random dead bodies, countless lives saved... It's really scary and it's really fun. That's life. The novel was written by a real ambulance doctor, but he no longer works at that substation. “A-A-A-A... I’m giving birth..!” After working at the Ambulance, Dr. Danilov did not think that anything else could surprise and frighten him in this life. I didn’t think about it until I got a job in an ordinary Moscow maternity hospital, after which this Story began. Men, leave the room! This is no place for the faint of heart! The book includes a new story by Andrei Shlyakhov.