Continuation of the bestsellers “Ranevskaya jokes” and “Faina Ranevskaya. A life told by herself." The first publication of unknown witticisms and aphorisms of the brilliant actress, who never minced words and knew how to make you laugh to tears and laugh outright. Her outrageous jokes, uncensored revelations, vulgar wisdom and “bad advice” are still relevant today! “You can’t find such an ass through which we haven’t already done something.” “For some reason, a reliable rear always turns out to be naked! "Luck comes to everyone. Only to some - backwards.” “In order for both the sheep to be safe and the wolves to be fed, you need to devour the shepherd.” “It’s not money that spoils people, it’s people who spoil money!” “Money, of course, is dirt, but how healing!” “It’s better not to meet the man of your dreams and think that you just missed each other, than to meet and understand that you didn’t dream about that.” “Beauty is a terrible force, and every year it becomes more and more terrible.”