If you are at least a little familiar with the processes of organizing experimental design work (R&D), then you will certainly appreciate both the relevant knowledge and the imagination of the author of these witty and instructive stories. What will happen if countless GOSTs, OSTs and other documents are used to describe the procedure for preparing dinner, plowing a field or buying bread in a store until the last step? How will this change the life of a housewife, a tractor driver, a retired grandmother - what is it, all of humanity? And who will be to blame if a ridiculously serious attitude to regulations leads to nothing less than the end of the world?